crazy people

New opening line: "All the crazy people I've met, I've found on the street."

or something like this.

How Filipino am I?

[ X] eat rice like everyday
[ ] take off your shoes before you walk into someones house?
[ X] when you get in trouble, your parents look at you in a weird way?
[ ] you get hit with the hand or a slipper or a belt?
[X ] you talk in tagalog a lot? (haha)
[X ] you've been to the Philippines?
[X ] your parents are strict but cool?
[X ] you sing or put on the magic mice at parties
[ x] you sometimes act as if you're in the Philippines?
[X ] you bless your elders by the hand?
[ X] you eat Filipino food a lot?
[ ] at parties, you always serve at least bbq, pancit, and rice?
[ X] you always serve your guest food or drinks, even if they don't want any?
[x ] you have a lot of plants in your house
[ X] you break the rules a lot.

I am apparently only 60% Filipino.
Go figure.